Emma come first, then I come …

Emma come first, then I come.
Then two asses come togeder.
I come once-a-mora.
Two asses, they come togeder again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.

“You foul mouthed swine” says the lady, “in this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”
“Hey, coola down lady” said the man “I’m a justa tellin’ my friend how to spella ‘Mississippi’ ”